A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
Mother, where do babies come from?
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommys vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey. The child seems to comprehend.
Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.
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Starejša gospa gre h župniku, da se izpove in mu reče: "Joj gospod župnik kako pogrešam sex!"
Župnik ji odgovori: "Na onem svetu boš imela toliko sexa, kolikor boš hotela."
Ženska gre malo razočarana iz cerkve, pride do mosta, ko se ji porodi ideja, da bi se vrgla z mosta na avtocesto in tako prišla do sexa. Spleza preko ograje in skoči. Ravno v tistem trenutku se pripelje tovarnjak z bananami in ženska zleti na banane. Ko pride k sebi je vse temno okrog nje, začne otipavati okoli sebe in vzhičeno reče: "Počasi fantje počasi... vsi pridete na vrsto..."
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